Post by Pedo-Pie on Jan 12, 2010 9:22:50 GMT
Name: Unknown
Nicknames: Subject is known only as "Pie"because I'm lazy. Subject claims the name is an acronym, representing the words P.I.E- Pasta Is Epic. The Varia, however, suspect she chose the name because she couldn't actually remember her real name at the time she was asked. This is probably true.
Gender: Female.
Age:Uncertain, as Pie has been claiming to be sixteen for the past three years.
Role:
Pie acts as the inexperienced Varia doctor, hired only because Mammon was too cheap to find them a real one.
Affiliation:
Can be considered a member of the Varia, and by extension, part of the Vongola.
Appearance:
Meh. Pie doesn't stand out much when compared to the rest of the Varia. The only slightly unusual thing about her is her height, 173 cm, making her taller than Belphegor although he refuses to admit it, but shorter than Coltel although Pie won't admit it, either.Her height, however, is masked by her constant slouch.
Pie has shoulder-length black waves that are usually left looseand often uncombed, although you wouldn't notice and she has a pair of grey eyes framed by rather smoky lashes. She is dark-skinned, originating from a much warmer climate and prefers to wear black. Not because she thinks it's cool, but because she couldn't be bothered to match her clothes. Pie's face is usually dominated by a sleepy expression, often making people wonder about her intelligence. What? How dare you ask what I weigh?! Pie weighs about... 65 kilogrammes.
Personality:
Annoying. Pie is the laziest member of the Varia, and one of the most useless when it comes to battle, strategy or laundry. The only reason she's allowed to stay is because she doesn't charge much more than accomodation for her medical services, and she happens to be one of the few "commoners" who can actually put up with the Varia. Pie takes pleasure in annoying the crap out of them, in fact, and often spends her time coming up with new stupid things to do to irritate the people around her. Except Xanxus, of course, because he'd probably fry her alive.
Nothing Pie says can be taken seriously, and, to be honest, neither can she. She tends to make things up as she goes along.
Pie isn't a useful member of the Varia, because she never really listens properly and even if she hears an order correctly she probably won't really follow it anyway.
Also, Pie is a horrendous pervert.
Positive Traits:
Although she doesn't show it, Pie is very intelligent and learns things quickly. She's perceptive, and has an extraordinary memory capacity. Despite her enjoyment for making people grind their teeth, Pie is actually a people-person and most tend to find themselves rather attached to her, in an annoying dog-chasing-its-tail kind of way.
Negative Traits:
Pie's laziness often causes her to neglect her work, and she procrastinates like there's a million tomrrows. She lacks discipline and cannot be taken seriously, and delights in pushing the Varia's buttons, resulting in her becoming the Varia punching bag. It's a good thing she doesn't die easily.
Pie fails as a doctor. She's somewhat apathic, (ie, saying "Shut up, it's just surgery," while standing above a screaming patient.)
The Varia don't trust her with their lives.
Unfortunately, she was the only doctor who came cheap.
Likes:
Stalking the Varia, sleeping, molesting Dr.Shamal, annoying people, pretending to help but secretly making things worse, pasta.
Dislikes:
Cats.
History:
Not much is known about Pie's origin's as she has the annoying habit of putting amusement before truth. All that is known is that she was seperated from her family (if you must know, she wandered off as a child at the amusement park and got lost) and her medical knowledge is self-taught.
According to Pie, at least, she comes from a small country in the Equatorial Belt, but moved to Italy to build a giant gelato monster to take over Taiwan.
The Varia found her working as a bartender, where she removed a the remains of a glass bottle from Squalo's leg using a knife, a fork, alcohol, a necktie and a glass of beer (which she drank). Mammon asked her how much it would take to get her working for the Varia, and she answered, "not much."
Dying Will Flame: A tiny hint of mist, but not enough for combat.
Box Weapon: Nonebecause she's weak.
Abilities:
Pie is very good at twisting words around, and often uses this ability to get herself out of sticky situations. Although the Varia don't know it, Pie would be quite useful as a spy or a mole, because of her uncanny ability to lie with a straight face. However, Pie's truly special ability is the talent of...Not Dying.
As the name suggests, Pie has gone the entire span of her life without dying.Not even once. That's why she survived in the Varia for so long. No matter what she's been hit with, be it Bel's knives or Levi's lightning, she somehow, miraculously survives.
Of course, the Varia use this as an excuse to beat her up as they like.
Extras:
Although her bedside manner is less than satisfactory, Pie has a very good understanding of chemistry and often spends time coming up with antidotes to Coltel's poisons behind her back.
Pie is the only person to rival Lussuria in terms of closet pervertry.
Pie doesn't actually like pie.
Question:
I ate your chocolate.
Nicknames: Subject is known only as "Pie"
Gender: Female.
Age:Uncertain, as Pie has been claiming to be sixteen for the past three years.
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Role:
Pie acts as the inexperienced Varia doctor, hired only because Mammon was too cheap to find them a real one.
Affiliation:
Can be considered a member of the Varia, and by extension, part of the Vongola.
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Appearance:
Pie has shoulder-length black waves that are usually left loose
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Personality:
Nothing Pie says can be taken seriously, and, to be honest, neither can she. She tends to make things up as she goes along.
Pie isn't a useful member of the Varia, because she never really listens properly and even if she hears an order correctly she probably won't really follow it anyway.
Also, Pie is a horrendous pervert.
Positive Traits:
Although she doesn't show it, Pie is very intelligent and learns things quickly. She's perceptive, and has an extraordinary memory capacity. Despite her enjoyment for making people grind their teeth, Pie is actually a people-person and most tend to find themselves rather attached to her, in an annoying dog-chasing-its-tail kind of way.
Negative Traits:
Pie's laziness often causes her to neglect her work, and she procrastinates like there's a million tomrrows. She lacks discipline and cannot be taken seriously, and delights in pushing the Varia's buttons, resulting in her becoming the Varia punching bag. It's a good thing she doesn't die easily.
Pie fails as a doctor. She's somewhat apathic, (ie, saying "Shut up, it's just surgery," while standing above a screaming patient.)
The Varia don't trust her with their lives.
Unfortunately, she was the only doctor who came cheap.
Likes:
Stalking the Varia, sleeping, molesting Dr.Shamal, annoying people, pretending to help but secretly making things worse, pasta.
Dislikes:
Cats.
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History:
Not much is known about Pie's origin's as she has the annoying habit of putting amusement before truth. All that is known is that she was seperated from her family (if you must know, she wandered off as a child at the amusement park and got lost) and her medical knowledge is self-taught.
According to Pie, at least, she comes from a small country in the Equatorial Belt, but moved to Italy
The Varia found her working as a bartender, where she removed a the remains of a glass bottle from Squalo's leg using a knife, a fork, alcohol, a necktie and a glass of beer (which she drank). Mammon asked her how much it would take to get her working for the Varia, and she answered, "not much."
Dying Will Flame: A tiny hint of mist, but not enough for combat.
Box Weapon: None
Abilities:
Pie is very good at twisting words around, and often uses this ability to get herself out of sticky situations. Although the Varia don't know it, Pie would be quite useful as a spy or a mole, because of her uncanny ability to lie with a straight face. However, Pie's truly special ability is the talent of...Not Dying.
As the name suggests, Pie has gone the entire span of her life without dying.
Of course, the Varia use this as an excuse to beat her up as they like.
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Extras:
Although her bedside manner is less than satisfactory, Pie has a very good understanding of chemistry and often spends time coming up with antidotes to Coltel's poisons behind her back.
Pie is the only person to rival Lussuria in terms of closet pervertry.
Pie doesn't actually like pie.
Question:
You're a doll (Y)