Snaps!

[emayex]

Heel, and for the love of Zeus-sama God, STOP WITH YOUR UNNATURAL OBSESSION ALREADY *shoots*

Snaps is the name of the game, the name of the game is snaps!

"Right," Lussuria continued sternly. "Who knows the answer to this equation?"

*snap**snap**snap*

"Very well," he said when no one answered him. "Squalo, what is the answer?"

*snap**snap*

"ROAAAAAAAAAAR" squealed Squalo.

"Stupid shark doesn't know the answer, shishishi," giggled a certain prince.

"Tut-tut, Bel-chan~" Lussuria wagged his finger at him. "It isn't nice to poke fun at somebody if you don't know the answer either. Am I right?"

"Yes, Lussuria's right. Now get the hell back into Italy, you trash, or I'll kill you," snarled a certain somebody out of Lussuria's earpiece.

"Xanxus!" everybody cried.

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And yes, I'm really proud of the last letter.

[C.C.]

You forgot the Snaps is the name of the game part! Unhealthy obsessions are healthy

River STYX-A! (LOL WTF) STYX! WHICH SOUNDS LIKE STICKS! =D

Snaps is the name of the Game, the name of the Game is Snaps

*snap**snap**snap*

"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Levi screamed. Randomly.

"For the love of Lord Zeus me, the hell do we have to go back?" Squalo snapped.

*snap**snap**snap**snap*

Rain began to fall outside. Boss scowled.

"Maybe if we throw the shark out the window, it'll stop," genius prince Belphegor suggested.

*snap*

True to Bel's word, Squalo was thrown out and the rain stopped.

*snap**snap**snap*

*snap**snap**snap**snap*

"Now let's go back!"

I DID IT!

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[Pedo-Pie]

Information! Jesus, when did these codes get so long?! xD


But little did they know, things would not go well.

*snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*

True to his nature, Mammon, being a big fat tightwad, refused to pay for their plane tickets.

They had to go back to Italy by dingy.

"Can that even be done?" asked Lussuria, scratching his head awkwardly.

"Row as hard as you can while the Prince sits in the back," suggested Bel.

*snap*

Climbing back up through the window, Squalo roared and lunged at Bel (because he was closest), but was soon overpowered and then sat upon.

"Killing is never the answer," Lussuria wagged a finger cheerfully, putting aside the files on their most recent killing spree.

[emayex]

Buttcrack. Lol.

Snaps is the name of the game, the name of the game is snaps!

"Squalo...where did that stupid shark go now?"

"Yes, I was wondering that too," Lussuria agreed amicably.

"Shishishi," Bel laughed. "Maybe he fell off the side of the boat and drowned."

"Tch," Boss scowled in their direction. "Highly unlikely."

*snap**snap*

"...Maybe he really did drown."

[Pedo-Pie]

System! Where the hell did Xanxus come from?! xD


Snaps is the name of the game, the name of the game is THE GAME Snaps!

"Perhaps we should dive in and rescue him," Lussuria suggested half-heartedly.

*snap* *snap*

Nobody moved.

"Can we keep rowing, then?"

*snap* *snap* *snap*

"Loser. Serves him right, anyway," Bel shrugged dismissively. They continued rowing.


ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

[C.C.]

Happy to the EXTREME...not, because we have a maths test T_T Would you like the posts deleted nao?

Pencil

Snaps is the name of the game, the name of the game is Snaps.

But the Varia certainly were not good at reading maps. Because soon...

*snap**snap*

"YES! DRY LAND!" Lussuria screamed in triumph.

*snap**snap**snap**snap*

"No, that isn't land," Boss Xanxus snapped. "It's Antarctica."

"....Damn."

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[Pedo-Pie]

Delete away. Exercise those fingers.

Beyond.

Snaps is the name of the game, the name of the game is snaps.

"Can somebody tell me how in the everloving hell we got to Antartica?" Xanxus demanded.

*snap*

"Nobody knows, Boss," said Bel mysteriously, hiding the map he'd been doodling on for the past half-hour.

"Never mind that, somebody pull me up, the water's frikken freezing!" Squalo roared, popping up suddenly out of the ocean.

*snap* *snap*

"DANGER! BOSS! SHARKS!" squealed Levi, smacking Squalo over the head with an oar. He sank back down.

The others ignored him.

*snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*

"Never mind, maybe we can ask for directions from a polar bear or something," said Lussuria placatingly.

*snap*

[C.C.]

LOL AT LEVI

Canned tuna ^^

Snaps is the name of the game, the name of the game is snaps.

"Get to work!" Xanxus ordered.

*snap**snap**snap**snap*

Desperately, the poor Varia members went in search of a polar bear. In Antarctica. Wearing leather. Pants. *shot*

"LOOK, THERE!" Lussuria yelled jubilantly, pointing to a figure in the distance.

*snap**snap**snap*

"Kick it," Mammon drawled. They did.

*snap**snap*

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[emayex]

Godlike. And how on earth did they manage to kick a figure in the distance?

Snaps is the name of the game, the name of the game is snaps.

The eskimo turned and scowled at the Varia party.

*snap*

"Keeeehl..." it moaned, sounding half zombie-like.

*snap**snap*

"Shoot, it's coming towards us!" Levi squawked in terror, flapping his hands.

"Huh," Squalo growled, dragging himself out of the freezing water behind them. "Just parasol them to death, dumbass."

*snap**snap**snap*

[Pedo-Pie]

Takeshi is cute


"These are umbrellas, not parasols!" cried Levi indignantly.

*snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*

*snap* *snap*

Fail.

[emayex]

Toe, why?

Snaps is the name of the game, the name of the game is snaps.

"Feh," Squalo spat out some freezing cold water before pointing at the eskimo.

*snap**snap**snap**snap*

*snap**snap**snap**snap*

"This is pathetic, just use your friggin umbrellas already!"