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Post by Pedo-Pie on Jan 12, 2010 8:00:13 GMT
Eyes glancing shiftily to Xanxus's plate, Lussuria smiled languidly. "Oh, my," he drawled, "would you look at that? Looks like Xanxus-sama didn't get any intestines after all. Of course, it's not as though I'd ever cook intestines of all things, not for breakfast, anyway..."
Lussuria hopped nimbly around several piles and smears of food, arms outstretched. "An excellent suggestion, though, Coltel, I really should clean this mess up. I'll just pop out and grab myself a mop, shall I? Meanwhile, you can stay here and keep Xanxus-sama company..."
Lussuria literally skipped to the door.
[OOC: GAH! SORRY PSUEDO-JUUDAIME! XD Hibird and I didn't MEAN to start a catfight D: Yes, it's all your fault for giving Bel potato soup for breakfast. Repent. XD]
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Post by hibird on Jan 12, 2010 10:05:45 GMT
[OOC: rotflmao the idea of xanxus eating the vegetarian dish is making me laugh...xD]
Ah, there goes my luck...down the drain with Squalo's fish-scented bubbles... Who'd have thought that Xanxus would choose to eat a vegetarian dish, of all things? And, how was she supposed to know that there was a 'vegetarian' dish? All of Lussuria's cookings look the same to her...Well, now that she's examined it closely, there seemed to be some known, lumpy objects in one pile while the other does not. But how was anyone supposed to notice that?! Like a hotdog, it is better not to pry about the ingredients used in Lussuria's cookings.
Sho chose not to reply to Xanxus, because, well, there wasn't really a need to. "...Should I help you go get the bucket then?," was all she could think of to say, in the most cheerful tone she could attempt without sounding fake. Finally taking notice of the younger boy who had been forgotten for the past few minutes, she added quickly, "Or at least take Belphegor with you." If Xanxus was going to yell at her and etc, she'd rather have it without an audience, especially not with those two.
[OOC: Xanxus chooses brussel sprouts over intestines? hahaha]
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Post by C.C. on Jan 13, 2010 7:36:14 GMT
[OOC: Xanxus? Not eating meat? That's like Squalo without his VOI! Or...Tuna...without...I DON'T KNOW] Bel leaned back and stretched himself out, yawning in an offhanded way. Lussuria and Coltel's catfight, as some would call it argument was stupid, long, and it would drag out. Both of them were trying to shift the blame to the other person, and for now Bel was content that he had been forgotten. Maybe he wasn't going to be blamed at all. Being quiet had it's uses. That was something Squalo never seemed to understand.
It was better to make himself comfortable and prepare to go to sleep. It would probably take half a day for them to finish. Hm. No, Bel rephrased that. It would take half a day to finish if boss wasn't here. But boss was here. So in a few measly minutes, they stopped.
But now it was even worse. The boss was...eating...VEGETABLES! Xanxus, who loved his meat, was eating VEGETABLES! Bel was certain it was the apocalypse.
The apocalypse had just gotten worse. Someone had remembered him.
"Shishishi, boss, are you sure you're feeling alright?"
[/color] he asked, actually being concerned for once. "Are you sure you don't want...meat?"[/color] Now that he had been remembered, there was no point keeping quiet any longer. "Nevermind, the prince is going to fetch a bucket,"[/color] Bel said quickly, jumping up and sliding evasively towards the door. He would rather not let the boss get too pissed off at him. And he could always kill Lussuria.[/blockquote][/blockquote] [OOC: Bel is forgotten. I am depressed xDD LOL Squalo with a towel around Lussuria...]
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Post by emayex on Jan 13, 2010 8:24:18 GMT
[OOC: Oh no, bad mental images....and Bel with Lussy grabbing a bucket is making it sound like Xanxus is going to puke!!] Xanxus eyed Bel strangely, feeling the familiar stirrings of...well, wrath, at the knife chucking (because wielding is sounding worn out) Varia. "I'm fine, trash," he stopped short of snarling terribly at Bel, only refraining because he was mildly confused.
Xanxus watched Bel shuffling towards the door, narrowing his eyes. How pointlessly stupid. However, his anger was slightly appeased by the fact that all three were actually making themselves useful and obeying his commands.
He stabbed a piece of lettuce-looking-but-really-blobby lettuce, holding it aloft with his fork before popping it into his mouth. Very crunchy. _______ Very gingerly, which was rather unusual of him, Squalo tiptoed down the stairs, rather hesitant to stick his head through the kitchen doors. Uncharacteristic, true, but Squalo really didn't want to face Lussuria, who would probably stick his face into Squalo's long, wet hair the moment he saw him.
To his surprise, he saw Bel shuffling towards the slightly ajar door, following the beforementioned pervert. They both looked rather grim to him, which was saying something in itself.
Oh, to hell with the secrecy and suspense. Squalo launched himself off the last six steps, completely wrenching the door open and entering the kitchen in a rather....explosive manner.
"VOOOOOOOOOI!" he roared to the kitchen ceiling before he froze abruptly, staring at the table.
Oh, crap.
Struggling to maintain a straight face, Squalo addressed his superior. "VOOI, good morning, Xanxus!" [OOC: HAHAHAHA just realised that TYE Lussuria chasing after TYE Bel = pedophilia to the EXTREME. Oh oops, bad mental images...bad BAD BAD]
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Post by C.C. on Jan 13, 2010 8:59:52 GMT
[OOC: It's TYL, baka! ...Luss-nee is such a perv xD] Belphegor was not an idiot. In fact, he was a genius.
And geniuses knew that angering the boss any more would get themselves killed.
So said genius escaped.
Bel was almost out the door when a certain swordsman decided to burst his way in, once again screaming at the top of his lungs. Because he was closest, the prince even felt the air waves radiating off Squalo. He twitched, eyes narrowing and hand already sneaking into his pocket for another knife until he remembered the boss was watching.
Why did their boss have to be so angry?
He wasn't allowed to resort to ripping and killing and all those violent things. So instead... "Oi, dull-brained shark! Stop screaming and waving that giant... thing around."
[/color] Bel eyed the sword distastefully. With that, he pushed passed Squalo, determined to escape the room as quickly as possible.[/blockquote][/blockquote] [OOC: So shooort. I feel depressed again. Nobody gave me anything to work with and Max was forcing me to post. T_T Oh, and a side note: Bel is hungry. xD]
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Post by emayex on Jan 13, 2010 10:58:38 GMT
[OOC: You've been feeling depressed a lot lately, CC. Are you sure you're not taking depressants? Maybe I should take a holiday to China as well and make sure you're not about to commit suicide.. Oh wait, you'd probably kick me (literally) out onto the streets..Oh, and it's TYE (Ten years earlier!) except in this RP it would be 7YE..] "VOOOOI!" Squalo glanced from Bel to his sword, and then back to Bel. "There's absolutely nothing wrong with my sword! he shouted into the other's ear, momentarily forgetting about Xanxus's presence inside the room.
Seeing that infuriating smile of Bel's smirk once more up at him, Squalo felt annoyance once more bubbling up inside of him. He raised his sword arm threateningly. "VOOOOOOI, BEL!" he shouted once more. "Grin stupidly at me like that again and I'll slice you apart, knife brat!"
Yes, that should have driven the message home. Although he was fresh from the shower, Squalo didn't mind getting his hands dirty again if it meant driving home the message that his sword was not a giant...thing. [OOC: Ubershort, CC if you're going to msn-voice chat me then don't expect great big things D:]
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Post by Pedo-Pie on Jan 13, 2010 12:17:46 GMT
[OOC: LUSSURIA'S ESCAPE PLAN...THWARTED! ] Lussuria would have sniggered. Except, sniggering was such a boorish thing to do. So, he settled for giggling to himself instead. Squalo's 'giant thing?' THAT'S something I'd like to see. What, was I the only one who noticed? D:That is, until Squalo started waving said thing in the air, threatening to slice Bel in half. Lussuria panicked. Not because he was worried for Bel's safety, hell no. But, that silly shark seemed to have forgotten that Daddy- that BOSS was in the room! "SQU! YOU SMELL NICE!" he said rather louder than necessary, a huge, pained smile forcing itself across his face. The BOSS is here, you dolt! he mouthed, hoping the idiot shark would get the message.
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Post by C.C. on Jan 13, 2010 12:24:17 GMT
Belphegor was already out of the room, but he could hear Squalo's screams from a mile away. The prince couldn't help but pop back in and leer at the swordsman. "Shishishi, I've heard that idiots such as yourself don't appreciate artistic quality, unlike the prince,"
[/color] he said arrogantly. And then he seemed to remember that Xanxus was in the room, and that the boss would not be pleased if this place wasn't cleaned up soon. He turned around, and pushed past Squalo for a second time, stalking down the hall. That was, until, the same loud voice interrupted him. "VOOOOOOI, BEL! Grin stupidly at me like that again and I'll slice you apart, knife brat!"Now that there was a challenge in itself. Bel turned around once again, smirk alight and dancing on his face as he challenged the taller man. His hand flew into his pocket, selecting one of the razor sharp knives (which surprisingly didn't cut his pocket open). "I'd like to see you try."[/color] Behind his mop of royal blond hair, Bel's eyes glinted. And then he turned and left.[/blockquote][/blockquote] [OOC: Short and museless T_T PIEZEN-SAMA, LOLLLL! xD]
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Post by Pedo-Pie on Jan 17, 2010 9:31:22 GMT
[What, is nobody responding to this anymore?]
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Post by emayex on Jan 17, 2010 9:47:00 GMT
[Of course, our brains are just dead.]
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Post by Pedo-Pie on Jan 17, 2010 11:43:44 GMT
[Well, that sucks.]
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Post by C.C. on Jan 18, 2010 3:21:45 GMT
[...Ya, it does T_T EAT FOOD, PEOLE! xD Maybe we can sort of connect this to the Holiday thread?]
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Post by Pedo-Pie on Jan 18, 2010 10:00:50 GMT
[What holiday thread?!]
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Post by C.C. on Jan 18, 2010 12:05:57 GMT
The one Max Xanxus started about...the...holiday on...Mafia Island? ^^ [/color]
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Post by Pedo-Pie on Jan 20, 2010 11:12:12 GMT
Oh...when you said "Holiday" I figured you meant Christmas... And how shall we do that? Xanxus getting royally pissed off and deciding he needs a vacation?
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