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Post by emayex on Feb 20, 2010 8:57:24 GMT
[OOC: This is going to be full of epic fail...and nope, sorry Saz you don't get Mammon quite yet ] Adjusting the purple tie on his suit, the black haired man stepped out onto the pavement from the sleek, new looking car, raising a single eyebrow at the sight of many ambulances parked along the curb.
What a mess. The Vongola Cloud Guardian had, in actuality, returned from abroad the day before - however, he hadn't decided to visit the Vongola headquarters until now. And when he had arrived, the place was in a mess. A veritable army of guards, lying dead (or at least mostly dead).
Hibari showed no signs of being worried, though. Instead, he ignored the guards - whose wounds looked vaguely familiar, and entered the building. A few more familiar sounds drifted down the corridor, though. The barest flicker of a scowl crossed the Cloud Guardian's face at the noises, and he stalked towards the door that contained Tsuna's office beyond it.
With his Vongola ring just itching to be used on his right hand, Hibari advanced down the corridor, skilfully dodging the wayward and bloodied up guards as he went.
The truth was, although Hibari didn't have a complaint to make per se, he did have quite important news to talk to the Vongola Boss about. After all, he wouldn't have returned from Antarctica his touring around the world with the Foundation to visit Italy without an important reason.
Finally reaching the doorway, Hibari's hands brought up a pair of tonfas - which hadn't been there a moment ago, but that probably had something to do with a Vongola ring and a box, whatever that was.
"Sawada. Why is there a crowd in this room?" [/b] Hibari asked deceptively calmly, a small, but rather... evil looking smile appearing on his face. He took a look around the room, taking in all of the familiar faces, Varia and Vongola alike. He raised his tonfas. "I'll bite you all to death."[/b][/blockquote] [OOC: LOL, sorry about the crappy colour! It looks more like..ugh..Luss than Cloud-esque, but guh...]
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Post by Pedo-Pie on Feb 20, 2010 14:12:26 GMT
[OOC: That purple is TERRIBLE and Luss would never use it. I take that as an insult, Max. ] Lussuria tore his eyes away from Squalo and Bel at the entrance of the Vongola's Cloud Guardian, wondering if this would grant him the oppurtunity to escape. A large, worried grin working its way onto his face, he took a step sideways and attempted to sidle out the door behind Hiboy Hibari. Ryohei, meanwhile, simply turned to Hibari and raised a fist up in Ryohei-salute. "YO! HIBARI! What brings you back from Antartica here to the EXTREME?" he asked, pumping both fists in the air to emphasize the EXTREME-ness of the situation not that there WAS any extremeness, outside of Ryohei's head.
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Post by emayex on Feb 24, 2010 12:01:07 GMT
[OOC: I know, it's horrible! I think I'll just go with purple... ] "VOOOOOI!" [/b] Squalo growled, twisting around at the new voice joining the rest. Spotting the Cloud Guardian, the swordsman turned fully. "Can't you just leave us alone? Some of us have fucking pressing news, you know."[/b] The shark chose to ignore Ryohei, despite the other's almost louder than his own shouts. Instead, he turned to the other Varia member in the room - Bel wasn't counted, as he was the reason why Squalo was here in the first place. "Lussuria!"[/b] he snapped at the green haired man attempting to sidle out of the door. Squalo snorted. Fat chance of that happening. Between his calling attention to the girly-guy and the Vongola Guardian standing in the doorway, Lussuria had no chance of escaping. "VOOOI! Have you come to complain about the shitty knife brat as well?"[/b] Squalo's voice left no room for argument. Turning back to Tsuna, convinced that Lussuria was with him, the shark once again opened his mouth. "VOOI, brat!"[/b] he barked out, extending his sword until it was pointing towards Bel a mere arm length away. "I want you to take away his weapons for at least three months! That fucking kid is pissing me off with his crappy attitude!"[/b] "So, Vongola Tenth."[/b] The title was spat out with heavily layered sarcasm. "Are you going to do something about it?"[/b][/blockquote]
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Post by ~the blue screen of death on Mar 3, 2010 10:40:17 GMT
<<The Tuna has returned. *slaps completely random tunafish around and is promptly brikk'd* Okay, okay! Going to RP now. Stupid muse is distracted.>>
<muse: *whistles, tying Kyouya plushie on top of fat and uber fluffy Hibird plushie happily*>
Tsuna didn't know when it happened, but he knew that one moment he had been listening and aware of the Varia's arguing around him, and the next he began to reflect upon the moment he first met Reborn. Most likely it was because he started to question why he (of all people) had the unfortunate luck to be sitting in that chair with a large stack of unfinished paperwork and two adults that acted more or less like they were five, and his mind floated away from there.
"Sawada. Why is there a crowd in this room?"
He blinked stupidly for a moment as his brain quickly caught up and he realized it was Hibari Kyouya that addressed him, and the urge to gape in stunned surprise was quickly repressed. As he opened his mouth to speak, Hibari quickly spoke over him and he couldn't help but smile wryly. Hibari would always be Hibari, and would always attempt to bite others to death.
Quickly wiping the smile off his face lest he be caught with such a stupid look on, Tsuna sat up a little bit straighter and tried to pretend he paid attention to the two squabbling idiots children the whole time. Squalo, however, caught him off-guard.
"So, Vongola Tenth; are you going to do something about it?"
Glancing at Squalo, Tsuna decided to just ignore him completely and focus his attention onto Hibari. "Hibari, you have news?"
<<Pfft. Fail. Trashy post is trashy.
See you guys in 3 posts.>>
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Post by emayex on Mar 4, 2010 9:54:23 GMT
[OOC: Now. Let's vote. Start a PLOT or no? @saz...trashy post is indeed trashy.] Squalo glared at Hibari. There were two reasons for this poisonous stare: the first was because the trashy Vongola Cloud Guardian was stealing his thunder limelight.
Now, Squalo had travelled a long way to come to the Vongola headquarters - it was utter blasphemy if his time was wasted by someone who probably had access to the Vongola Tenth on a daily basis.
...'Probably' being the key word. The swordsman ignored the fact that Hibari had probably been abroad for a long time.
The second reason was that he was making Tsuna ignore him. This enough was enough to provoke a dark scowl from his face.
"VOOOOI!" [/b] Squalo shouted at Tsuna, crossing his arms (all the while making sure he didn't actually cut himself with his sword). "Don't stand there and ignore me, trash!"[/b] Squalo huffed. When had the stupid brat turn into a confident person? Tsuna had changed from the last time they had met. And this wasn't a good thing. "VOOOOOOOOOI!"[/b][/i][/blockquote]
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Post by Pedo-Pie on Mar 7, 2010 8:20:47 GMT
[Lol, I've only posted here like...thrice.]
Lussuria winced as Squalo yelled his name.
Ordinarily, he would have been perfectly happy to be paid attention to, but this was starting to get old. Squalo'd go and blow Lussuria's cover with his stupid loud voice every time he tried to do something even somewhat stealthily, like escaping without paying for groceries. Every bloody time. Motherly nerves fraying, he privately wondered if it would be worth the sharky look of hurt to just tell Squalo to shut the hell up already.
Deciding that all the talking was going nowhere, Lussuria quietly snagged a blank sheet of paper off the Vongola's desk (and at the same time noticing a slashed paycheck wih Bel's name on it...hah) leaned his back against the wall, and wrote something very quickly.
Long story short, Squalo and Bel had another fight and this time they blew up the kitchen. I can't cook anything and the boss hasn't had any meat and he's freaking everyone out. I want a new kitchen. Also, a big, fat padlock that'll keep everyone else out. And a leash for Bel and a muzzle for Squalo. I'll let you borrow it.
-Lussuria.[/size]
Crumpling the paper into a ball and lobbing it at Tsuna (perhaps only missing his head by accident), he stuck a finger in his ear and sat down in one of the armchairs.
[An entire post without dialogue. No, writing doesn't count. Haha. ]
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Post by C.C. on Mar 9, 2010 8:09:03 GMT
[OOC: Bel is not sorry for not posting in here for so long] "I'll bite you all to death."
Seeing the Vongola Cloud Guardian make an entrance, Bel's grin widened and he kept his hidden eyes on Hibari Kyoya. "You're the kid who lost to me~,"
[/color] he grinned, releasing a string of knives. Nevermind that they were in the Vongola Decimo's office. Fighting is for all times. "Can't you just leave us alone? Some of us have fucking pressing news, you know."With a deft flick of his finger, Bel sent a knife out of the string, soaring right towards Squalo's head. "The 'some of us' part doesn't include you, stu~pid,"[/color] he drawled, absently leaning against the wall. However, the annoying part was that the stupid little brat of a Decimo completely ignored all three of the Varia. He watched, half curious, half bored, as Lussuria scribbled something on a piece of paper and threw it at Tsuna's head. Frowning, with a displeased expression, Bel allowed his hand to twitch again and send another knife flying, hitting the target (which was the piece of paper) perfectly. "Why are you even here, Lussuria? Shishishi, the prince needs to compl-- talk about you as well."[/color][/blockquote][/blockquote]
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Post by ~the blue screen of death on Mar 11, 2010 9:52:09 GMT
<<ALRIGHT. I PROMISED; 3 POSTS. Warning: Muse is currently dead. I killed it, I'm sorry.>>
"VOOOOOOOOOI!"
Tsuna resisted the urge to cover his ears. Unfortunately, the shout - coupled with his headache - kept ringing in his ears and meant that his reaction to Lussuria accidentally knocking away his beautiful stack of forms and snitching a piece of paper was delayed.
Wincing, he leant over the desk to neaten his paperwork up again and frowned as he accidentally dropped a few sheets over the edge of his table. He quickly got up and scuttled to the far side in order to pick up what happened to be Lussuria's own paycheck hoping he still looked dignified as he did so.
As Tsuna stood up once again, though, he was greeted with the sight of a scrunched ball and a knife aimed towards his head at the same time. This time, he did raise his hands to shield his face, ducking to the side and away from the projectiles at the same time without realizing. He was quick to notice something to do with a muzzle, so he picked it up with a curious air.
His brow furrowed, and he waved the flowery script towards its writer.
"I doubt that they were the ones to blow up the kitchen, Lussuria," he began, trying not to think about how behind he actually was on his paperwork. "And no, I will not buy a muzzle for Superbi Squalo. That is a completely unnecessary action."
And then he caught the word that Bel had almost said, and he soon felt an inkling on why, the Varia members were in his office rather than rebuilding their base. His eyes narrowed. "Complain? Why would you complain?"
<<Since you guys have been so nice...new layout involves Byakuran. Winged Byakuran. That is all I shall tell you.>>
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Post by emayex on Mar 14, 2010 5:19:07 GMT
[OOC: Gah, need to post more!] "Hibari, you have news?"
"Yes." [/b] Hibari nodded, entering the office, effectively ignoring everyone else despite his threat to bite them all to death moments prior. "I do have quite important information, Sawada,"[/b] he continued. "However, it seems like now is neither the time...or place to be sharing this."[/b] And it was true. Between everyone talking, shouting and occasionally shoving, the Tenth's office had turned into something resembling a mad zoo. Frankly, if Tsuna did not do something about this soon, Hibari might well go through on his threat. Dark purple cloud flames were still emitting from his tonfas, which the guardian had not even thought about putting away yet. They were sure to garner some attention later, but all Hibari was thinking of was biting everyone to death. "They may actually give me a reason to complain soon,"[/b] he murmured drolly, in response to Tsuna's last statement.[/blockquote] [OOC: Gah, short and retarded. Enjoy.]
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Post by emayex on Mar 22, 2010 10:10:48 GMT
[OOC: Why can't anyone be good and reply to this damn thing?! D:] "V-VOOOI, a muzzle?!" [/b] Squalo shouted out, glaring at Lussuria. When the hell had he turned against the shark?! "VOOOI, you fuckin' bastard!"[/b] he growled, stomping towards the Sun Guardian. He stormed past T suna, not caring if the hair streaming behind him whipped him just as Dino had taught him!. Squalo tossed his head, becoming more incensed as he spoke. "I told you that kitchen incident wasn't my fucking fault! It was all that god damn knife brat's!"[/b] His left hand clenched. It was obvious that the swordsman was out for bloody murder, Vongola Decimo's office or no Vongola Decimo's office. Today, Lussuria would die. Who gave a crap about the consequences? Xanxus wasn't here; he couldn't cow Squalo into doing anything. "It should be known, Lussuria...that it was Bel's fault that the kitchen god damn exploded. If you want to whine about it, go fork out your own money!"[/b] Squalo twitched, stopping for a scant moment. "Voooi, Lussuria,"[/b] he growled out, eyes taking on a peculiar, evil glint. "Any last words?"[/b] "Scontro di Squalo!"[/b][/i][/blockquote] [OOC: Gah, sorry..this thread needs some action and some revival. This is what I came up with on short notice.]
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Post by Pedo-Pie on Mar 22, 2010 13:46:29 GMT
[LET THE EPIC BATTLE COMMENCE! Not really.]
Inwardly, Lussuria facepalmed. Of course, the wonderful Vongola Boss HAD to go and read out what was written on that piece of paper. As was the case with Squalo, it appeared the art of subtlety was entirely lost on the Vongola Decimo.
Unfortunately, Lussuria didn't have the time to shoot Tsuna a death glare, as a fuming and hair-whipping shark stomped up to meet him. Uh-oh. This could get ugly fast. And it wasn't the kind of ugly he could fix with make-up, either.
"Now, now, Squalo," he grinned nervously, holding his hands up in surrender. "Let's not do anything rash! You know I was only joking, and well, to tell you the truth, it wasn't just Bel's fault the kitchen blew up, it was kind of your fault too, although Bel did start it...but still, you're just as much to blame, and I really get the feeling that everyone else would appreciate you shutting up for once in your life...did I say that out loud?"
Backing away, with a strained smile on his face, Lussuria mentally calculated his chances of escape if he just bolted through the door right now. Yes, perhaps that would work, as long as Hibari didn't suddenly move to the left or anything-
"Scontro di Squalo!"[/b]
"GAH!" On impulse, Lussuria raised his iron-plated knee defensively, ready to ward off whatever attack came his way. Letting out a maniacal bark of nervous laughter, he leapfrogged over Ryohei's head so he could hide behind him.
"NOW, NOW, SQU!" he yelped over Ryohei's shoulder. "Let's talk about this like normal adults! AT LEAST YOU WEREN'T THE ONE WHO NEEDED THE LEASH!"
[Fail.]
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Post by emayex on Apr 14, 2010 3:29:45 GMT
[OOC: Gah, I choked when I read that again, Piezen...who should I write now? *makes Kyoya suddenly move to the left*] Hibari blinked, a bit bemused by the angry shark who was charging towards him, his whirlwind sword slicing a path before him. Well, at least Squalo's target wasn't him. No, it was in fact the other troublesome Varia member, Lussuria.
But then the Varia Sun Guardian leapt over Ryohei's head, leaving nothing in between him and the angry swordsman. Hibari raised his tonfas instinctively, lips tightening in displeasure. "Be quiet," [/b] he muttered, waiting until Squalo was close enough. He shifted towards the right, letting the shark plough out the door before lifting his left arm and poking Squalo's back with the butt end of his tonfa, before continuing into the room as if nothing had ever happened. He even ignored the cowering Lussuria behind Ryohei. And yes, even the splintering crash as Squalo overshot into the balcony. Reaching into his pocket, Hibari took out a box, letting his tonfas disappear into it. If no one had anything to say about his discoveries before, they definitely would now. Putting the box away nice and safely, he turned towards Tsuna. "Hibird has died a horrible deathWell? Somewhere private, Sawada?"[/b] he inquired. "Or is it imperative that you stay with this squabbling crowd?"[/b][/blockquote]
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Post by C.C. on Apr 15, 2010 3:43:53 GMT
[OOC: MAX, YOU RIPPED-OFF THE MANGA! Kyoya poking Squalo xDDD] "Complain? Why would you complain?"
Bel merely grinned and leaned back against the wall, completely relaxed and oblivious to the chaos around the room. Who said anything about complaining, Decimo?"
[/color] he teased, well aware that said Decimo wasn't that stupid. But it was good to keep the tunafish guessing for as long as possible. And what with his stupid 'hyper intuition', it wasn't going to take too long. And as an epic battle between Squalo and Lussuria ensued (mostly about the latter cowering behind someone while the former screamed and slashed a sword), Bel frowned slightly. Were they insulting the genius prince Belphegor? "You peasants..."[/color] he grinned, pulling out a long string of floating knives. "I don't even have explosives. If the kitchen 'blew up', wouldn't it be Squalo's fault? Shishishi, or that stupid bomb brat somehow bombed it by accident."Being the smug little genius brat he was, Bel's hidden eyes narrowed even more at Lussuria's last statement. Anime veins began popping up on his royal blond hair. "Who -"[/color] he hissed, lifting his hands up to command the floating knives, "- Needed -" The string of knives lifted up and flew towards Lussuria, " - A - "[/color] The knives encircled him, like a monstrous trap waiting to be unleashed. " - Leash!?"[/color] And with a smooth motion of his arms, the knives rushed down mercilessly. "You're dead, Lussuria,"[/color] he grinned.[/blockquote][/blockquote]
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Post by Pedo-Pie on Apr 16, 2010 14:49:25 GMT
[WHEN DID KYOYA POKE SQUALO?]
Emerging shakily from behind Ryohei's shoulder nevermind the fact that he's at least six inches taller, Lussuria eyeballed Hibari. It wasn't until Squalo's lingering VOOOOOOOOI had finished ricocheting off the walls and onto his eardrums that he finally allowed himself to relax and straighten up.
"Wow, thanks a bunch!" he smiled, waving a hand daintily at the Vongola Cloud Guardian. Somewhere below, he heard a faint crash. Ah, well. It was as Newton said. An object, when in motion, will continue to stay in motion until acted upon by an equal or greater force. In this case, the equal or greater forces had very wisely moved out of the way, thus the unfortunate object, in this case Squalo, had continued its trajectory, in this case off the edge of the balcony. Physics sucked like that.
Chuckling malevolently to himself, Lussuria thought he was out of the clear, until he heard the stupid prince speak up.
"Who. Needed. A. Leash?"
Mentally, Lussuria facepalmed.
"You're dead, Lussuria."[/b]
Looking up, the flambouyant she-man noticed that there seemed to be a sudden... pointy metal tint to the atmosphere. Oh my. That really wasn't good, now, was it?
Face breaking into a grin at the thought of what Bel's face must have looked like at that moment, Lussuria threw himself flat onto the ground and rolled sideways, taking the unfortunate Ryohei with him. "Whoopsie~!" he laughed, turning to watch as a hundreed or so knives embedded themselves into the floor where he'd just been standing.
"Careful, Bel, you could have hurt someone," he chided, effortlessly scooping a very abused Ryohei into his arms and tossing him over his shoulder, ready to skip out the door at a moment's notice.
"I DON'T CONDONE THIS TO THE EXTREME!" Ryohei sputtered, feeling the blood rush to his brain.
[Faaaaaaail.]
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Post by emayex on May 24, 2010 12:42:16 GMT
[OOC: I hope this isn't turning into yaoi ] The landing thumped as Squalo jumped onto it from below, random pieces of wood and splinters clinging to his Varia uniform. A hand rested upon the open doorway, supporting the shark as he sent a rueful glance at the state of the balcony.
Bah. Well, it was the Vongola Decimo's fault that he had wooden balcony supports instead of marble. What was he, Mammon? Stupid-ass Vongola could definitely afford better than what was actually in this place.
"VOOOI!" [/b] he yelled at Tsuna. It may have come across as sounding slightly drunk, but that was merely Squalo's way of communicating when he was bloody well pissed. "I want,"[/b] at this he paused, viciously dusting off a cluster of splinters on his left arm. "that bloody stupid, gay, perverted, SUN-GLASSES WEARING FREAK TO GET THE HELL OUT OF VARIA!"[/b] He raised his sword, hidden metal explosives dislodging and flying into the room. "DIE, YOU TRASH!"[/b] Squalo screamed, sending a second set of explosives into the office. He noted, with a small degree of satisfaction, that a few of his explosives knocked some of Bel's knives out of the air. [/blockquote] [OOC: ...Yay for explosives! Rather fail post, though.]
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