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Post by emayex on Mar 22, 2010 10:29:34 GMT
[OOC: Looking back, just reading myself write 'Xanxus kicked the beef out of the window' is strangely hilarious.] Xanxus almost hissed out loud.
"That old man..." [/b] he settled for instead, hands now moving to the armrests to grip them tightly. "What the hell does he want with me now?"[/b] Slowly, Xanxus's arms lost their tension and unclenched at Hakuren's praise. He was now wondering whether he should blow the woman to smithereens or not. Possibly the latter - the Ninth probably wouldn't be pleased if his...messenger, if that was what Hakuren was - was killed. However, there was one thing the boss of the Varia could do - and it really was up to the discretion of the place they were going to go to to see if Hakuren would make it or break it. Xanxus rose from his seat, adjusting the leather coat over his shoulders. "Follow me,"[/b] he commanded, turning and walking away without seeing if Hakuren followed or not. Either way, if she wanted information, she would follow. Feeling his old scars beginning to itch at the thought of the Ninth once more, Xanxus irritably grimaced. He cracked his neck before allowing his arms to loosely dangle by his sides. "Hakuren,"[/b] he began. "We're going to a place named...the Pantry.[/b][/blockquote] [OOC: *gasp* What will happen now?! ..this means you have to post, by the way.]
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Post by yumesuishou on Mar 23, 2010 4:54:42 GMT
"What the hell does he want with me now?"
Hakuren scowled before pushing her thick glasses up.
"It's nerve-wrecking really. What he wants, is from the both of us." She stated, twitching in annoyance after each words.
"Follow me, we're going to a place named...the Pantry."
Hakuren snickered slightly but followed, never the less, silently dragging her suitcase behind her. On the way to the Pantry, she used the time to explain the Vongola Nono's orders.
"The Vongola Nono wants both me AND the Varia to prove their loyalties to the family. As I have said earlier, I have ties with many mafia families. However, because of this, some of the members within the family find it necessary to assign me a few missions to complete." She paused to take a breath, letting out another minor dark aura from irritation.
"This time, my mission is to... temporarily live here for a certain amount of time. Within that period of time, I am to observe and record the daily life of the Varia and send this information back to Timoteo-sama. In addition to that, in order for me to live here, I am to also serve under your direct orders, Xanxus....sama" As she finished speaking, the auras quickly retreated back, signifying that she was starting to calm down.
Halfway to their destination, Hakuren found that it was starting to get some-what warmer and took off her trench coat.
"Either way, you and I have no say in this mission because the orders have already been arranged." She stated calmly, letting out as exasperated sigh. After that she slightly picked up her pace to catch up with the taller man and took in her surroundings.
[OOC: We're going to Smurf-land! Yay~!]
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Post by emayex on Apr 14, 2010 3:44:15 GMT
[OOC: Oh yes. Smurf-land indeed. And it's not actually my turn, god damnit. Okay, maybe it is for Squalo, but REALLY!] Squalo closed his eyes and sighed. It wasn't like any other, normal sigh. It was a sigh that contained depression, anxiety, angriness with a slight tint of fear. Well, of course Bel would scoff at him for being afraid. But he had never faced the smurfs before, and even if he had the prince was probably insane enough to forget all about it.
The shark blew out an exasperated sigh. There were now a few options available to him. One, he could run off with Lussuria and hide in a cupboard. Two, he could stay with Bel and fight the smurfs off. Three, he could stand around and do nothing, or four, he could run off and find Xanxus. Squalo blanched at the thought of doing either one, two or four. Option three really wasn't much of a choice either, because the smurfs would overrun Bel in any case, and Squalo would probably be affected in some way even if he was an innocent bystander.
He was seriously starting to contemplate option four now, despite knowing the great wrath of Xanxus if he ever incurred it. By now, the boss would be pissed at the rest of the Varia for taking so long with his meal. And Squalo wasn't going to be the one who broke the news to him.
Actually, Squalo wondered if the boss actually knew about the colony of blue things living beneath his bed. "VOOOI," [/b] he began. "Do yo- vooooooooooooi."[/b] Squalo whipped around, (hair flying behind him and flinging an unwatchful smurf to his death) ears pricking up. "Did you hear that?"[/b] he asked no one in particular, considering Bel was pretty much his only company at the moment - Lussuria was hiding in a cupboard, and probably wouldn't speak, and Coltel was rolling on the ground in hysterics. "Keh."[/b] Squalo turned back in the other direction, once more whipping a poor, innocent smurf to death. The swordsman's face was dark. "I thought I heard the damn boss coming."[/b][/blockquote]
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Post by C.C. on May 16, 2010 6:00:15 GMT
Bel stared, half annoyed, half exasperated, as the knives bounced off. Honestly, these stupid commoner opponents weren't worth his time. As the commoner stupid princess thing opened that weird thing he assumed to be a mouth and said something random which he assumed to be a sentence, the prince rolled his eyes behind his royal fringe. "Shishishi, I don't know or care what you've just said,"
[/color] he drawled, "But you're annoying the prince, and if you don't leave...you'll die."[/color] The statement was said so naturally that one would assume Bel delivered death threats every day. Which of course he did. And carried them out, too. Actually, his words were a lie. He didn't care if they left or not, they were annoying and needed to be wiped out anyway. With another grin and a "Shishishi", he prepared a string of knives to encircle the annoying midgets. "Bye--"[/color] "Vooooooooooooi!"Having being abruptly interrupted from his brilliant funeral speech farewell, several anime veins popped up and the prince turned, furious, at the speaker in question. He opened his mouth, most likely to utter another death threat, but was cut off again by said long-haired swordsman. "Did you hear that?" Frowning with displeasure, Bel found the room lapse into silence. And, remarkably, Squalo's hearing wasn't wrong. Footsteps echoed along the corridor. And every single Varia member would commit seipuku (not that the Mafia commited seipuku) if they didn't recognise those footsteps. "Shishishi, you're right, Squalo,"[/color] he said with a careless flick of his hand, forgetting that there were still knives around the smurfs and, with that flick, he had sent those knives hurtling towards them. "It is Boss."[/color][/blockquote][/blockquote]
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Post by hibird on May 17, 2010 7:46:44 GMT
Although she was practically dying from laughing, the mention of Xanxus was enough to sober Coltel back to normal. Well...at least close to normal. "You said you heard Xanxus-Sama?" She said seriously, mentally slapping herself for not hearing Xanxus...then withdrawing the movement, for she half-doubted what Squalo said was true. Then, she heard the familiar footsteps, which confirmed the fact that Boss indeed is here...and moving towards them.
Coltel immediately leapt to her feet, accidentally roughly shoving away some smurfs as she straightened her jacket. "How shameful I am, being so slow that Xanxus-Sama has to enter the pantry himself," [/color] She muttered, before straightening up. "We better get rid of those...things...before he comes,"[/color] Coltel demanded, grimacing a bit at the 'we' part, and eyeing the Smurfs with distaste. Who knew what chaos Xanxus would cause if he knew that those blue fuzzballs lived beneath him?
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Post by emayex on May 17, 2010 9:34:49 GMT
[OOC: Return of the Max!] Xanxus just knew there was something going on down in the depths of the Varia's headquarters. Although he hated to say it, the other members of Vongola's elite assassination squad were not utterly useless, and for them to take so long - despite the Pantry's dangers - was rather troubling.
Of course, the boss's mastermind plan to bring Hakuren along was simply...mastermind. With any luck, whatever was going on in the Pantry would be enough to incapacitate or seriously harm the strange woman. Xanxus definitely did not want Timoteo to know what he and his cohorts subordinates got up to every day. Now that was called prying.
"We better get rid of those...things...before he comes," [/b] he heard a voice say further through the shadowy arch that was the entrance of the Pantry. Xanxus raised an eyebrow. What was Coltel talking about? Entering the gloom, Xanxus started wandering off, judging by the voices to know where he was going. As he walked, he heard their voices taper into silence for a moment before resuming. Good. It seemed that they had heard him. "Now, what things did you have to get rid of?"[/b] he drawled slowly as he walked into the light. Then he saw the smurfs.[/blockquote]
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Post by Pedo-Pie on May 18, 2010 12:18:26 GMT
[KUAHAHA. Somehow I feel like I am being called upon xD *brick'd*]
The princess felt the corners of her mouth twitch impatiently as yet another string of knives had to be deflected by her guards. This was getting old. I mean, sure, she'd heard of playing hard to get, but this was getting ridiculous.
She opened her mouth to issue and order. This- this mere boy how hypocritical actually dared to oppose her? Outragous.
"Guards. Restrain him. I do not care if I have to use force. I will have this boy. Bring out...The Pastanator."[/size]
But just before her order could be carried out, the Princess was interrupted yet again by the entrance of another giant.
And this one looked dangerous.
[LOL THIS IS SHIT(t P.)]
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Post by yumesuishou on May 19, 2010 0:00:40 GMT
When Xanxus had entered the pantry, Hakuren had quickly noticed the sudden silence and long pause before everything went back to normal. It was almost like the whole jungle going quiet as a tiger went on a hunt for its prey. Following Xanxus into the pantry, Hakuren walked forward and stood beside him, taking in her surrounds. The first thing that she noticed were the Smurfs.
"My... This is certainly quite a...lively...pantry you have here..." She said, choosing her words carefully.
"Xanxus-sama, would you mind explaining to me why it is we are here?" She asked curiously.
Hakuren was once again twitching. She never did like Smurfs. Sure their skin was in a nice shade of blue (her favorite color~) but they had always seemed to bring nothing but bad luck.
At the moment, Hakuren was ever-so tempted to kick one of the near-by little blue monsters creatures straight into a wall. Or possibly send it crashing flying out the window.
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Post by C.C. on May 19, 2010 6:56:43 GMT
[OOC: YAY! Activity! xDD Do we have boxes in this?] There was a good thing and bad thing about this situation. The good thing was that Boss was finally here. That meant X-guns shooting at these annoying little commoners at any moment. The bad thing was the those same X-guns are likely to be pointed at his head in the next one-and-a-half milliseconds. Oh, the other bad thing was that the smurfs were still alive. And another bad thing, Squalo and Coltel (annoying commoners) were still in the room. The room was already claimed by royalty, and now it was tainted with commoners.
One more bad thing. The stupid ugly smurf was saying something again.
All in all, Bel decided, too many bad things.
And then the Boss walked in, surrounded by a murderous aura and with eyes that glinted with malicious threats. The room went completely silent, and that atmosphere could not have been more dangerous until the stupid princess smurf broke the silence.
"Shut up before I tape your mouth,"
[/color] the prince snapped at the princess, becoming more irritated by the second. Couldn't they just go off and die somewhere? And then he remembered that there was still the matter of greeting the Boss. "Shishish, hey, Boss~."[/color] The phrase was followed by a slight inclination of the blond's head, tiara balancing ever so perfectly on it. He noticed there was a woman standing in the shadows. Strange, because last he checked, the Varia hardly had any women at all. Pie and Coltel were already exception enough. "Who's our guest, Boss?"[/color] Bel asked gloatingly, accenting the word 'guest' ominously, as if said guest was just about to receive a painful death.[/blockquote][/blockquote]
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Post by emayex on May 24, 2010 11:42:16 GMT
[OOC: Hey, if they do end up having boxes, since it's only 7YL can they be complete noobs at it?! ] "Boss!" [/b] Squalo gloated, picking up one of the smurfs by its legs. He tossed it in the air a moment later, pulling back a booted foot and kicking it as viciously as he could towards the cupboard Lussuria was hiding in. "This is all the trashy prince's fault!"[/b] Really, Bel may have been the one to stumble across the venison for the boss, but it didn't mean he could take forever, and it certainly did not mean he could involve the bloody smurfs in it! ...well, then again, Squalo didn't actually know if Bel had been the one who had invited the smurfs over for a tea party. But it was just another reason to dump the blame on the prince- who could blame him? Bending down, Squalo scooped a parcel from the ground, grimacing and holding it at an arm's length. Deer friggin' meat. Gritting his teeth, he held it out to Xanxus. "Voooi, boss! Do you want your meat raw or rare?[/b] Somehow, the shark had the feeling that Xanxus would not appreciate eating a (literally) bloody mess of fat, gore and bones. There really could only be one solution to this, though. "VOOOOI!"[/b] Squalo shouted, turning around. Taking a strangely familiar baseball stance, he pegged the parcel of deer meat at Lussuria's cupboard door. "Lussuria! LUSSURIA!"[/b] "Get your fuckin' peacock out and start cooking!"[/b][/blockquote] [OOC: LOL FAIL.]
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Post by Pedo-Pie on May 27, 2010 12:52:11 GMT
[It's always either Max or CC who summons me XD]
Crouching quite happily inside his cupboard, Lussuria gingerly picked up another jar, turning it around and squinting his eyes to read the label in the dim light of the cupboard. Oregano. No, he had enough of that upstairs. Slowly, carefully, he manouvered his arm so he could put the jar back without upsetting anything else on the shelves. Perhaps hiding in here hadn't been such a good idea. It was pretty small, after all, and Lussuria wasn't exactly petite...
THUMP.[/i]
Lussuria dropped the jar with a decidedly unmanly squeak.
Rats, he'd been found out.
Hearing Squalo screaming bloody murder out there, Lussuria huffed and let the cupboard door open up a chink. He stuck his head outside and pouted.
"Eh? What's that? Cooking peacocks with what?"
Looking down to see what Squalo was pointing at, Lussuria espied a knobbly-looking parcel. He picked it up and read the label. "Deer friggin' meat."
Lussuria stared at the meat, then stared at Squalo, then stared at the meat some more. He held it up.
"Superbi Squalo. Are you telling me that this is raw? This meat, which has been in a cupboard in the Pantry for Aizen God knows how long, is completely, and utterly RAW?"
Horrified, he stared again at the parcel in his hand.
"EEW! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU WANT ME TO TOUCH IT? IT'S PROBABLY ALL BLOODY AND DECOMPOSING AND CRAWLING WITH MAGGOTS RIGHT NOW EEW EEW EEW GOD DAMMIT GET IT AWAY FROM ME-"
Lightning not the person reflexes kicking in, he lobbed the meat as far away as humanly possible.
[It is up to whomever posts next to decide in which direction the meat flies.
And yes, I've just realised that raw deer meat should not be kept in a cupboard, for the love of all things holy. XD]
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Post by yumesuishou on May 31, 2010 23:23:53 GMT
Annoyed... This was probably the best word to describe what she was feeling right now. Soon after Hakuren had entered the pantry and noticed the Smurfs, a few of them had almost immediately bombarded her with several jabs to her feet with their tiny little spears. Though it probably wasn't enough to severely wound her, it sure was annoying as heck to be pricked several times by a friggin' tooth pick.
"Get lost," she said calmly before kicking several rows of little blue men away.
Despite not even trying to harm the little creatures, Hakuren had still used a bit too much strength in her kick seeing as some of the Smurfs had been kicked straight into the wall, dark blue-ish colored liquid, which she presumed was Smurf-blood, dripping down from it.
"My apologies if that leaves a stain," she replied.
"Who's our guest, Boss?"
Hakuren was about to face the questioner, when a certain female Smurf who, at least compared to the other Smurfs, was quite tall, caught her attention. Taking a step forward Hakuren picked the smurf princess up by the scruff of her neck, bringing it to eye-level.
"I remember you..." She said, her eyes narrowing at the smurf through her ridiculously thick glasses and her free hand slowly reaching into her pockets for something.
Just as she was about to pull something out of her pocket, Hakuren was soon greeted with a parcel of flying "deer friggin' meat" to her face. It had seemed that the meat was lobbed at quite a high velocity judging by the loud SPLAT that was heard. "......" Since the flying chunk of venison had taken her by surprise, Hakuren had accidentally dropped the Smurf princess at a deadly height (or at least to a Smurf it was) of about 152 centimeters. However, Hakuren was too busy trying to suppress the cold dark waves of irritation, which was leaking out of her like a thick mist, to actually care.
"...What...the...fuck..."
[OOC: I hope you guys are happy... It took me 3 hours to force this sucky reply outta my little brain and into actual words. ._. Oh well. Putting that aside, 152 cm and about equal to five ft right? I wanna be sure.... Oh, and sorry if the swearing will be a problem.]
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Post by hibird on Jun 1, 2010 0:41:34 GMT
"Xanxus-Sama!" Coltel exclaimed when Xanxus walked in. She quickly bowed in front of him, before straightening up and finally realizing that Xanxus had not come down alone. She was about to ask 'who are you', but a certain blond beat her to it. So she just leaned against the closets and waited for a reply.
Before the reply could be heard, however, Squalo loudly interrupted everything by throwing the parcel of venison at Lussuria. Leave it up to Squalo to do such thing... Like what was expected, Lussuria immediately tossed the thing out. Flattening herself against the wall, Coltel dodged the bloody parcel. However, the person behind her (who happened to be Hakuren) was not so lucky.
Seeing Hakuren's face splattered with a mess of bloody meat with little piece of fat, Coltel had to resist the urge to laugh again. Even though the stranger was clearly trying to stop herself from murdering whoever threw the venison at her.
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Post by C.C. on Jun 1, 2010 7:24:43 GMT
Nobody answered his question.
And usually, that was not the case when it came to being a prince. In fact, when it did come to being a prince, said prince was fussed around by hundreds of servants and ate the very best food (unlike Lussuria's cooking) and wore the very best clothing (although admittedly leather was good choice) and certainly did not have to put up with money-hungry little brats who were actually decades older than him (like Mammon).
Not that Mammon was here. Cue.
Watching the newcomer drop the Princess smurf was very amusing. As was watching Squalo scream for their pathetic-excuse-of-Guardian-of-the-Sun to appear, as was watching said pathetic-excuse-of-a-Guardian-of-the-Sun lob the raw venison to...well, where he lobbed it to. Which happened to be the newcomer's face. Not that Bel minded in the slightest.
"Shishishi, serves you right, coming in uninvited,"
[/color] Bel sneered. Although of course, as far as the genius prince knew, she could've been a new recruit. But it didn't matter. He ignored her flames of wrath anger because...he was a prince. And princes generally did ignore dark waves of annoyance.[/blockquote][/blockquote]
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Post by Pedo-Pie on Jun 5, 2010 4:31:32 GMT
Lussuria blinked twice before what he was seeing finally set in. "Oh my." He watched, silent, as a glob of fat slowly made its way down the stranger's cheek and onto the floor. It fell with a splat, taking Lussuria's stomach with it.
Stepping slowly out of the cupboard, he fidgeted slightly undet the woman's steely gaze. "You have a little something on...your...face..." he attempted, then fell silent. It was then that Lussuria made what was probably the best decision at this time. After all, seeing as this was clearly his fault, as a noble mafioso, this was the only choice he could make. Lussuria knew what he must do.
He turned around and ran away laughing.
Meanwhile, the Princess Smurf fell to her death, and while nobody really cared, the Smurfs most definitely did.
[Yeah, yeah.]
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